just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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