Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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