Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sext me about skeletons
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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