Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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