i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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