Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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