Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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