I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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