Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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