member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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