Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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