rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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