somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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