I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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