Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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