ugly people sure do ruin things
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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