He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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