i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am puke
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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