That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
not ubering you a puppy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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