did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you would pick up someone in the library
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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