so that wasnt chicken after all
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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