Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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