used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
vagina is talking i cant
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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