Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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