I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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