I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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