Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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