i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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