He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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