what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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