So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You're like the curious george of whores
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID