Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dating After Heartbreak
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that