The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
two words...techno handjob
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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