I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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