The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sorry my hands just texted you
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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