So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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