We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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