singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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