i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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