Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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