she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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