So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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