after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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