I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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