i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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