I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't turn off my feet"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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