Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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