Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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