question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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