I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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