Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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