Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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