That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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